This is mister cat. We don't like him. We hunt him. Grrr. Grrr. Soft tastey food.
Grrrrr. Bark. Bark. Welcome to me's Kobolds of Fire Pit page!
This is mister cat. We don't like him. We hunt him. Grrr. Grrr. Soft tastey
food.
Chase cat. Woo hoo!
This our other prey. We eat them too.
Hunt da prey. Woo hoo! Bark. Bark!
Sometimes we catch da prey and keep him to make more. We good farmers sometimes.
Oooooh. All hail the mojo! Him powerful shaman. Him cast big spells on us.
Buff us good! Make bad people go boom!
If your mean to mojo shaman we throw you in da lava! Grrrrr. Bark. Bark.
Mmmm. Doggie fun. 'nough said.
Dez our bones. We chew on dem and naw on dem when we's hungry, and got no
cat or others to hunt for fresh food.
Summary / Solution / Truth
Happy April Fools.
Try to remember to have fun in everything you do. Without fun, what's the point?